RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD
TAOISM: Shit Happens
HARE KRISHNA: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding
HINDUISM: This Shit Happened Before
ISLAM: If Shit Happens, Take a Hostage
ZEN: What Is The Sound of Shit Happening?
BUDDHISM: When Shit Happens, Is it Really Shit?
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius Say, "Shit Happens"
7th DAY ADVENTIST: Shit Happens on Saturdays.
PROTESTANTISM: Shit Won't Happen if I Work Harder.
CATHOLICISM: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It!
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: Knock Knock, "Shit Happens"
UNITARIAN: What Is This Shit?
MORMON: Shit Happens Again and Again and Again.
JUDAISM: Why Does This Shit Always Happen to ME !
RASTAFARIANISM: Let's Smoke This Shit !